Shake That Bear

WARNING PLEAS DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY (or like bears)

http://shakethatbear.com/video.html

OK, so I didn't actually find this myself. I was told it was a funny video. And if your reading this after you've watched the video you'll see why there's no pictures.

And for those of you to chicken too look here's a simple synopsis:

Man and Woman hunting in forest-man shoots bear (which falls out of a tree and dies)- man and woman "Do the dirty" on top of the cold,furry corpse of the bear.


I'm pretty much fully desensitised to this kind off stuff, but I can help but feel sorry for the Bear. Fair enough its pretty cold in the woods and what's warmer than a dead bears fur? A recently- dead bears fur!

A quick message for the couple who made the video:

After Kobayashi, you guys are next. I'm going to rip you a new picnic basket. Watch your back.


Bear
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The offensive translation site

Ever wondered how Jim Henson came up with all the lines for this guy?:

Yes its the Swedish chef from the muppets. And I have found a website that will translate any text you type into the language of Swedish Chef. Now you may think the site (Which Can be found here) is offensive, but obviously the Muppets has been around longer than the internet and they were getting away with this racial stereotyping for ages:

The site i speak of is http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~jbc/home/chef.html which also feautures translations for jive, valley girl, pig Latin or a mixture of the three. Its a very simple very friendly interface. Definitely worth a few minutes off playing around on. Even if it is just to see how you name would be pronounced in Swedish.

And my final words, which are in the style of a Swedish Chef:
"I theenk thees vebseete-a is fery emooseeng"
(I think this website is very amusing)

IVAN DRAGO - JUSTICE ENFORCER!!!

Ivan Drago : Justice Enforcer | Free games with Games68.com

Ivan Drago from Rocky 4 is back! The Siberian Bull now has his own 8-bit arcade style game! This game created by Newgrounds see's you take control of Ivan as you fight through levels of evil men as America has ost itself to anarchy. And as the most powerful boxer in the world this seems easy enough.

The game feautures 3 playable characters (one being Herbert the Dinosaur), has a variety of combo moves and even a mini-game. Its a must play game for any fance of the giant soviet bastard who killed Apollo Creed. Although both Rocky(in a wheel chair) and Apollo Creed feature in the game.

My favourite part off the game is definetly where Drago has to take orders from the giant head off  ex-soviet statesman - Mikhail Gorbachez :

I rate this this game the eye of the tiger- an 8 out of 10

Waste your time on the crime

I found this little time-filler while wasting my life away on StumbleUpon ( Which is a site that literally allows you to stumble upon interesting, bizarre, funny random websites.).

The game is speak of can be found at thesmokinggun.com or by clicking here for a direct link.

Its fairly simple. You get 5 pictures of criminals and 5 random crimes committed by the criminals. Your goal is to match up the culprit and their crime based solely on there physical appearance. it looks like this:

Not exactly the most interesting of games and not really for those with a short attention span. But it does feature some hilarious and eccentric looking people and silly crimes such as "Striking a police horse".

Definitely worth a couple of minutes off your time.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/time-waster/match-five-arrestees-their-alleged-crimes

The mother of all Hot wheel tracks

This is the most legendary waste of time I have seen, I really don't have the words to describe this. The only thing that comes to mind is EPIC.

It is obvious a lot of time and effort has gone into this, and everyone knows how annoying making sure all the joints of a hot wheels track are stuck together properly. This man should be designing Formula 1 tracks instead of constructing 2000 feet of hot wheels track around his house. But hats of to the guy!

There has been a lot of speculation that this is fake. But I believe if you've got enough time and effort to make a fake as good as this, then you have most certainly got what it takes to do it for real.

As Steven J.Ewing of autoblog.com says: "Consider this the Nurburgring of the Hot Wheels world"

Kobayashi V.S Giant Bear

For those of you who don't know who Kobayashi is, he is this man:

He is a Japanese competitive eater who held the world record for hotdog eating for nearly six years.

And for those who don't know what a giant bear is:

360 Kilograms of anger. Only thing on his mind is fucking your shit up.

So the Japanese decided to pit Kobayashi against a Bear in a hot-dog eating contest. Obviously it cant be counted as cruelty as the bear gets all the hot-dogs it can eat.

The video quality isn't exactly brilliant but here's Kobayashi V Giant Bear:

Now fair enough the human does win. But you cant help but feel sorry for the bear who isn't a trained competitive eater and its definitely not used to a studio environment. But if you were to change the hot-dogs for fresh salmon they had to catch themselves the bear would kick Kobsyashi's ginger backside.

You win this time Kobayashi, but  Bear is plotting to kill your family.

Ooooh oooh ooooooooo Mega Bored

For those who listen to radio 1 you may have already heard this website being abused by some of its DJs- The site i speak of is http://gobarbra.com/. where you can write a any word or nameand the site will cleverly create a version of Duck Sauce's hit song Barbra Streisand which will feature your name or word instead of the words Barbra Streisand. Guaranteed to provide a tleast a couple of minutes fun, while you wait for Facebook to log in.

If you have no imagination whatsoever, here is a list of words you could use that should fit reasonably well into in the song:
Billy Bullet
Your a muppet
Have an apple
Geronimo?
Go to Pie land?

Basically use any 4 syllable word and your laughing.

http://gobarbra.com/