OK, so I didn't actually find this myself. I was told it was a funny video. And if your reading this after you've watched the video you'll see why there's no pictures.
And for those of you to chicken too look here's a simple synopsis:
Man and Woman hunting in forest-man shoots bear (which falls out of a tree and dies)- man and woman "Do the dirty" on top of the cold,furry corpse of the bear.
I'm pretty much fully desensitised to this kind off stuff, but I can help but feel sorry for the Bear. Fair enough its pretty cold in the woods and what's warmer than a dead bears fur? A recently- dead bears fur!
A quick message for the couple who made the video:
After Kobayashi, you guys are next. I'm going to rip you a new picnic basket. Watch your back.
Ever wondered how Jim Henson came up with all the lines for this guy?:
Yes its the Swedish chef from the muppets. And I have found a website that will translate any text you type into the language of Swedish Chef. Now you may think the site (Which Can be found here) is offensive, but obviously the Muppets has been around longer than the internet and they were getting away with this racial stereotyping for ages:
The site i speak of is http://www.cs.utexas.edu/~jbc/home/chef.html which also feautures translations for jive, valley girl, pig Latin or a mixture of the three. Its a very simple very friendly interface. Definitely worth a few minutes off playing around on. Even if it is just to see how you name would be pronounced in Swedish.
And my final words, which are in the style of a Swedish Chef:
"I theenk thees vebseete-a is fery emooseeng"
(I think this website is very amusing)
Ivan Drago from Rocky 4 is back! The Siberian Bull now has his own 8-bit arcade style game! This game created by Newgrounds see's you take control of Ivan as you fight through levels of evil men as America has ost itself to anarchy. And as the most powerful boxer in the world this seems easy enough.
The game feautures 3 playable characters (one being Herbert the Dinosaur), has a variety of combo moves and even a mini-game. Its a must play game for any fance of the giant soviet bastard who killed Apollo Creed. Although both Rocky(in a wheel chair) and Apollo Creed feature in the game.
My favourite part off the game is definetly where Drago has to take orders from the giant head off ex-soviet statesman - Mikhail Gorbachez :
I rate this this game the eye of the tiger- an 8 out of 10
Its fairly simple. You get 5 pictures of criminals and 5 random crimes committed by the criminals. Your goal is to match up the culprit and their crime based solely on there physical appearance. it looks like this:
Not exactly the most interesting of games and not really for those with a short attention span. But it does feature some hilarious and eccentric looking people and silly crimes such as "Striking a police horse".
Definitely worth a couple of minutes off your time.
This is the most legendary waste of time I have seen, I really don't have the words to describe this. The only thing that comes to mind is EPIC.
It is obvious a lot of time and effort has gone into this, and everyone knows how annoying making sure all the joints of a hot wheels track are stuck together properly. This man should be designing Formula 1 tracks instead of constructing 2000 feet of hot wheels track around his house. But hats of to the guy!
There has been a lot of speculation that this is fake. But I believe if you've got enough time and effort to make a fake as good as this, then you have most certainly got what it takes to do it for real.
As Steven J.Ewing of autoblog.com says: "Consider this the Nurburgring of the Hot Wheels world"
For those of you who don't know who Kobayashi is, he is this man:
He is a Japanese competitive eater who held the world record for hotdog eating for nearly six years.
And for those who don't know what a giant bear is:
360 Kilograms of anger. Only thing on his mind is fucking your shit up.
So the Japanese decided to pit Kobayashi against a Bear in a hot-dog eating contest. Obviously it cant be counted as cruelty as the bear gets all the hot-dogs it can eat.
The video quality isn't exactly brilliant but here's Kobayashi V Giant Bear:
Now fair enough the human does win. But you cant help but feel sorry for the bear who isn't a trained competitive eater and its definitely not used to a studio environment. But if you were to change the hot-dogs for fresh salmon they had to catch themselves the bear would kick Kobsyashi's ginger backside.
You win this time Kobayashi, but Bear is plotting to kill your family.
For those who listen to radio 1 you may have already heard this website being abused by some of its DJs- The site i speak of is http://gobarbra.com/. where you can write a any word or nameand the site will cleverly create a version of Duck Sauce's hit song Barbra Streisandwhich will feature your name or word instead of the words Barbra Streisand. Guaranteed to provide a tleast a couple of minutes fun, while you wait for Facebook to log in.
If you have no imagination whatsoever, here is a list of words you could use that should fit reasonably well into in the song:
Billy Bullet
Your a muppet
Have an apple
Geronimo?
Go to Pie land?
Basically use any 4 syllable word and your laughing.
This is simply just an amazing video, but i suppose the title could give that away. The Golden age of video is literally a collection of videos from film and tv, cut and edited into this song. I guarantee you will watch this more than once. It really does celebrate some of the finest moments in film and television, from Bill Murray in Ghostbusters making the chorus "We came, we saw, we kicked it ass" to the memorable "dental plan...lisa needs braces" from the Simpsons.
Excellent song and visuals, Richard Autobahn-You are a legend.
Well exploring the deepest depths of the internet, i found the website "Pimp than snack".
Weve all heard of Pimp my ride. Well this has nothing to do with it.
This site seems like a fantasy concocted by Johnny Vegas or someone of similar stature. It features peoples attempts to turn humble, well known, household snacks into super sized versions. Its such a brilliant site to have a gander at, and I will guarantee it will make you hungry just looking at the pictures. Some of the ideas are genius and here are a few of my favorites:
All i can say is the poor bastard who had to eat this brilliantly constructed work of art is going to have one hell of a nasty brain-freeze. I doubt they could eat it before it melts. As to why its on a nasty old picnic bench, I do not know.
The King of kings. "Can i have your last giant rollo?"
"Fuck Off"
So keep track of Pimp that snack, for all the latest super sized munchies. And next time your eating an oversized item of confectionary; Pretend your a hobbit, or a vertically challenged person.
WARNING: There is a new drug sweeping the nation, Turning people into mindless zombies. This drug is easily available to people of all ages and is highly addictive. The drug is in fact a game that is going round distracting everyone from getting work done. The game in question is called Peggle, and it is capable of turning even the most productive mind into a ‘Peggle head’. If you know anyone who is currently playing this game it is advised that you switch their computer off immediately!
Okay so it’s not that bad. It’s available on Popcap games, and as childish and immature as it first appears it will soon have you hooked. Beginning on the adventure mode it takes you through a variety of levels which look a lot like something from Pong. The aim is to fire your balls in attempt to take out all the red balls scattered around the screen. The blues help you gain points but taking out the reds is your main aim. Landing it in the bucket that goes across the bottom off the screen does give you extra points and a free ball 1(known as a bucket bastard) but isn’t actually necessary.
The two other balls in the game are the green and the purple. The purple boosts points and there’s one available on each shot. There are two greens throughout each game. By hitting the green you will receive a bonus power which varies on the different character you pick. For example if you’ve chosen the hamster as a character, when the green is hit the ball splits into two. And other similar crazy things for other characters.
This game is defiantly not suitable for people who have taken any type of hallucinogens. For a start all the characters look like a some strange nightmarish version of the Magic roundabout. And the sound’s that come from the game sounds like an overexcited alarm clock.
It’s a fun waste of time, and it’s worth it just to hear this when you eliminate all the red balls....The Extreme Fever
Explosions, constant gunfire and angry men constantly shouting at each other can only mean one thing ... one of the highest selling game series’ is back with another instalment.
As with the previous Modern warfare games the player is thrown straight into the fight where the second game left off. The island of Manhattan is under attack from the Russians, and you are forced to fight your way through the city to the dock where you plant charges on a Russian submarine before running for your life over a sinking ship before an extreme motorboat chase.
And from there on the game is literally non-stop action. And like any Call of Duty; you take your eyes of the screen for a second and ...Dead.
But enough about the Campaign, after the four hours it takes to complete you do feel slightly ripped off and angry you queued up for 2 hours at a midnight launch to get your hands on a copy. But alas that is when you turn to online multi-player to begin wasting away the next month of your life trying to earn the title of prestige.
It’s the same as the 2 previous multiplayers’s when first starting at Private (level 1) equipped with nothing but the games own custom classes to protect your sorry ass. But after a few cheeky kills and an infinite amount of annoying, humiliating deaths you work your level up until you start unlocking all those guns that people were killing you with. The levels are good but remain full of annoying hidey holes for those blasted campers.
So overall the game is good, not as epic as modern warfare 2 but after all the trouble the games creators’ Infinity ward had (Find out more by clicking here). I believe they’ve once again created a gaming masterpiece that finishes the storyline from the first 2 game and fills in all those confusing gaps in plot modern warfare 2 brought about.
One of the more graphic cut scenes:
Rating: 4 out of 5
All those PS3 Users out there should add me @ Mass_Tingler.
My grammar may be terrible but I’ll kick your ass in a free-for-all game.
My first internet related distraction (which is more of a forced distraction than intended) I found out about in college. Where other members of my classed decided it would be “proper awesome” to change my homepage on ‘ye olde’ Firefox to something which I did not realise was some sort of cultural phenomenon at the time. I talk of course of the age old “rick roll’d” which for those of you who have never come across it – it consisted of a website that would prevent you from closing the tab whilst playing the Rick Astley 80’s number 1 Never gonna give you up. In a futile attempt to close it you would end up having to click through the lyrics line by line. Unfortunately due to windows seven and new browsers such as Google Chrome you won’t be able to enjoy the full experience. But just imaging having your hands strapped down while someone force plays you the song against your will (Unless you’re an eighties child in which case you’ll probably love it and sit there thinking “Jokes on you because I flipping love this song”).
RickRoll'd
There have been several variations of the Rick Roll, my most favourite being the Barack roll. Which shows clips of Obama speaking during his electoral campaign, and has been to edited so that Barack is speaking all the words to Never gonna give you up while the song is played in the background. There’s also a nifty bit of dancing from Obama.
BarrackRoll'd
A more creepy version is the McRoll which is pretty unexplainable, from what ive gathered its a selection of Japanese mc donalds advert edited to a strange song. I would much prefer listening to Rick Astley than sitting through this Headache.
McRoll'd
And finally a Roll which game and went a lot quicker than the previous 3; The Rolf roll. Which sticks to the same concept as the others but just plays a continous loop of the Anmimal Hospital theme song
No one wants to listen to that so here's some Animal hospital Dubstep.
